Four Walls Whiskey Review – Rob McElhenney’s Irish American Whiskey Tribute

Apr 14

It’s Always Whiskey in Philadelphia.

In this Tortured Bourbon episode, we’re raising a glass to Rob McElhenney, chaos, bar culture, and one surprisingly balanced celebrity whiskey.

A Toast to Rob, Paddy’s Pub, and Functional Degeneracy

So what happens when three comedy legends—Rob McElhenney, Charlie Day, and Glenn Howerton—decide to bottle their love for bars, whiskey, and all things Philly? You get Four Walls Whiskey, a tribute to bartenders, pub life, and every poor decision that started with “just one drink.”

In this special episode of Tortured Bourbon, B and Heather break down the blend, the backstory, and the birthday boy behind the bottle. Because yes, we’re toasting Rob’s April 14th birthday with a pour of Four Walls—and zero raccoon attacks.

What Is Four Walls Whiskey?

🥃 Type: Irish + American whiskey blend

🔬 Style: Irish smoothness meets American oak boldness

🔥 Proof: Varies by edition (typically 80–86 proof)

🌍 Origins: Blended and bottled in the U.S., with Irish whiskey components

🎬 Creators: Rob McElhenney, Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton

💡 Mission: Tribute to bar culture. Proceeds support hospitality charities.

This isn’t just a celebrity cash grab. Four Walls is a love letter to the four walls that hold every great story: the neighborhood bar.

Nose, Palate, and Personality

👃 On the Nose

Light honey
Toasted oak
Vanilla cream
Hints of green apple and subtle grain

Heather: “It smells like what I imagine Paddy’s might smell like… if Dee actually cleaned it.”

👅 On the Palate

A smooth entry of butterscotch and malt
Mid-palate warmth with soft spice and caramel
Irish whiskey lightness with bourbon undertones
Light peppery finish that’s quick but clean

B: “It’s friendly, just like Charlie. And then it smacks you with a little spice at the end—very Dennis.”

Heather: “Approachable, drinkable, and way more well-adjusted than any of the people who made it.”

More Than a Gimmick

This isn’t a novelty bottle to collect dust next to your limited edition Dan Aykroyd vodka. It’s actually good. Heather calls it a That Dog Will Hunt—a strong everyday sipper with a story. B gives it a Hush Your Mouth, saying it’s one of the best celebrity-backed whiskeys they’ve had.

And no, you don’t need to do push-ups in a sleeveless hoodie to enjoy it.

Why It Matters

Four Walls is made to honor the pub, not just promote a sitcom. With proceeds supporting bartenders and the hospitality industry, it brings real heart—and real flavor—to your glass.

B: “Let’s just be real—this is the most emotionally evolved thing Mac has ever done, and no one had to get jacked or find God in prison to make it happen.”

Rob McElhenney: The Whiskey, The Wrexham, The Legend

If you’re celebrating Rob’s birthday like we are, you’re not just toasting Mac. You’re raising a glass to:

A Philly native who made chaos into comedy
The co-owner of Wrexham AFC (with Ryan Reynolds, naturally)
A guy who made whiskey with meaning

Heather: “Thank you for making a whiskey that doesn’t require us to fight a raccoon in the alley behind the bar.”

Final Thoughts

Whether you’re a die-hard It’s Always Sunny fan, a whiskey nerd, or just curious about the latest celebrity spirit, Four Walls Whiskey delivers a surprisingly well-rounded pour. It’s smooth, flavorful, and made with purpose.