Five 12-year bourbons. Weller. Van Winkle. 1792. Blade & Bow. King of Kentucky. B and Heather remove the labels and find out which bourbon actually deserves the crown.

We reviewed Weller 12 and Woodford Reserve Double Oaked without using the most overused bourbon buzzwords on earth. No “smooth.” No “complex.” No fake whiskey poetry. Just honest bourbon talk, bourbon humor, and a hilarious look at modern bourbon review culture.