The Rickhouse Rant, Vol.8 – Mellow Corn: Cult Classic or Corn Catastrophe?
Mellow Corn: cult classic or corn catastrophe? In this Rickhouse Rant, B takes aim at the most bizarre bottled-in-bond whiskey on the shelf. From its highlighter-yellow label to its chalk-dusted, hay-bale flavor, this is one pour that sparks debate—and maybe a backyard fire. Spoiler: it’s not good.
Rickhouse Rant, Vol. 4 – Buffalo Trace: Soup, Cigars, and Cowboy Coats
What would a bourbon rant be without Buffalo Trace? This isn’t just a bourbon—it’s an entire lifestyle brand, bottled, labeled, and slapped on soup cans, cologne, and (checks notes)… Wrangler jackets? Urban cowboys unite. But behind all the scent-infused marketing and nostalgia-laced mystery lies a $26.99 bottle that actually delivers. Smooth, low-rye, sweet, and shockingly versatile for the price. It’s not wheated, it’s not rare, it’s not revolutionary—but damn if it isn’t reliable. Just don’t pay more than $35, and don’t call it a buffalo. They’re bison. So yeah—Bison Trace.